Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Poor Rachael Ray!

She seems so successful with her TV shows and her cookbooks and her kitchenware. So when I saw this in a magazine, I thought for sure there would be fabulous turkey, stuffing and pumpkin pie recipes. So imagine my shock when I opened up the pantry doors and found this:

Rachael Ray is eating CRACKERS for Thanksgiving! Oh, how the mighty have fallen. How did it come to this, Rachael? Did your accountant run off to South America with all your money? Does your husband have a gambling problem? Do YOU have one? I'm just sick over this, will someone please invite her over so she will not be reduced to eating crackers instead of cranberry sauce?

Thank you and Happy Thanksgiving.


Mary said...

Karla how funny!!! I can't stand Rachael Ray because her voice alone is so damned annoying.

Cathy said...

I'm just now catching up on your blog, Karla, and this made me laugh out loud.

Honestly? What is the world coming to?

She's everywhere, have you noticed? Poor thing has been turned into a brand and is now gracing the sides of trisket boxes.

What is the world coming to?