Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Pray For Me

In one hour, seven of Leo's closest friends will be arriving for a sleepover to celebrate his 12th birthday which is next week. Let me rephrase: My house is going to have eight pre-teen boys in it for almost 24 hours. EIGHT HUNGRY MISCHEVIOUS BOYS. Boys who will not sleep tonight and who will play pranks on anyone who has the audacity to fall asleep first. Boys whose first order of business will be to form opposing teams and attack each other with water balloons, super soakers, etc. Boys who will start eating when they get here and not stop until tomorrow when it's time to go. Let's do the math, shall we?

8 (boys) X 12 (years old) = 96 (number of years I will age between now and noon tomorrow)

If you don't hear from me by Friday, send reinforcements!

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