So Max and I are in Costco recently and we get to the checkout and I notice this display:
Stamps with knitting on them!!
So I get all excited and say "Look Max, knitting stamps! Fair Isle! Fair Isle!"
(Which is the type of knitting with more than one color at once.)
And Max's reply is the classic I-am-so-embarrassed-to-have-this-woman-as-my-mother-right-now response: "That's great, Mom. Time to go now."
By now I am well aware that I am embarrassing my son, so I just keep going--"I am so going to get some of those stamps for my christmas cards, and I think I will just use them all the time after christmas too!"
Max then changed his tactic and said "Uh--okaaayyy."
Which basically told the world that My Mom Should Be Riding Faythe's Crazy Train!
And shut me up.
How did he get to be more clever than me??